Friday, January 9, 2009

The only thing that can rival a good set of DD's is 3-D.

3-D is the best film gimmick of all time. Forget smell-O-vison or Sensurround, 3-D is the shit. Movies are just better when things are flying at your face. It makes you more forgiving. You will see things like Spy Kids 3, Beowulf or My Bloody Valentine. You don't care you know they are going to be awful.

And you are rewarded for your trust. These movies always rock because they are all designed around exploiting a gimmick. They don't try to be anything more than what they are. No Oscar baiting, character development or logical plot here-- just a rusty pickaxe careening toward your cheek. That's awesome.

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